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    A Welsh farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an Scottish engineer are walking
    together one day. They come across an antique lamp and a genie pops out
    of it. "I will give each of you one wish," says the genie.

    The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
    also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales." Pooooof!
    With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Wales was forever made
    fertile for farming.

    An amazed Osama Bin Ladin declared, "I desire a wall around Afghanistan,
    Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, most particularly Jews or Americans,
    can enter our sacred Islamic states." Pooooof! Another blink and there
    was a huge wall around those countries.

    The Scottish engineer says, "Before I make a wish, I am very curious.
    Please tell me more about this wall."

    The genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick,
    and completely surrounds the three countries. Nothing can get in or out
    -- it's virtually impenetrable."

    Satisfied, the engineer replies, "Fill it with water."




    All hat and no cattle

    #2
    I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be a wall around England to keep out the Scots and the Welsh in its origian encarnation

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      #3
      Originally posted by Kaip
      A Welsh farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an Scottish engineer are walking
      together one day. They come across an antique lamp and a genie pops out
      of it. "I will give each of you one wish," says the genie.

      The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
      also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales." Pooooof!
      With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Wales was forever made
      fertile for farming.

      An amazed Osama Bin Ladin declared, "I desire a wall around Afghanistan,
      Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, most particularly Jews or Americans,
      can enter our sacred Islamic states." Pooooof! Another blink and there
      was a huge wall around those countries.

      The Scottish engineer says, "Before I make a wish, I am very curious.
      Please tell me more about this wall."

      The genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick,
      and completely surrounds the three countries. Nothing can get in or out
      -- it's virtually impenetrable."

      Satisfied, the engineer replies, "Fill it with water."





      RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Kaip
        A Welsh farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an Scottish engineer are walking
        together one day. They come across an antique lamp and a genie pops out
        of it. "I will give each of you one wish," says the genie.

        The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
        also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales." Pooooof!
        With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Wales was forever made
        fertile for farming.

        An amazed Osama Bin Ladin declared, "I desire a wall around Afghanistan,
        Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, most particularly Jews or Americans,
        can enter our sacred Islamic states." Pooooof! Another blink and there
        was a huge wall around those countries.

        The Scottish engineer says, "Before I make a wish, I am very curious.
        Please tell me more about this wall."

        The genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick,
        and completely surrounds the three countries. Nothing can get in or out
        -- it's virtually impenetrable."

        Satisfied, the engineer replies, "Fill it with water."








        Originally posted by Paul.S
        I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be a wall around England to keep out the Scots and the Welsh in its origian encarnation
        Officially shorter than Rocket... and that's the TRUTH

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          #5
          Its a bit obvious really isn't it! I mean, a welsh man, a scot and Osama, it was obviously an englishman at some point!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Paul.S
            Its a bit obvious really isn't it! I mean, a welsh man, a scot and Osama, it was obviously an englishman at some point!
            ...
            Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Paul.S
              Its a bit obvious really isn't it! I mean, a welsh man, a scot and Osama, it was obviously an englishman at some point!

              True, true
              Officially shorter than Rocket... and that's the TRUTH

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                #8
                Originally posted by Paul.S
                Its a bit obvious really isn't it! I mean, a welsh man, a scot and Osama, it was obviously an englishman at some point!
                It was an englishman that made the wish the first time i was told the joke.
                If i was a flavor, i'd be shepherds pie

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